It’s one of the most read books around for zombie fans, and for a great, low price, this staple of survivalism will definitely come in handy for you should Fukushima or any future nuclear disaster help resurrect the dead. It’s none other than The Zombie Survival Guide. It’s 272 pages of ways to save your ass from those who wish to eat you and then convert you to one of their own undead legions.
It’s more or less assured that if there’s a zombie revival and you haven’t read this book, your chances of dying go up to around 100%. No one wants that, so why shouldn’t you buy this book? Are you zombie chow waiting to be consumed? We don’t think you are.
The book is really well illustrated and comprehensive so you’re more than prepared for when you feel more than a slight nibbling on your ear, followed by incomprehensible syllables said by a stinking, angry corpse trying to kill you. It even goes into the mind of a zombie, telling you the physiology and behavior of them, while preparing you with essential and effective defense maneuvers that will knock those zombie bastards’ heads off.
Weaponry is also covered with this book. Throwing toilet paper and various Q-Tips will probably not save you from zombies who see you as food. Shovels and shotguns however are far more effective and have longer range than cotton swabs or cardboard rolls.
Outfitting will also be part of what keeps you from dying and then chewing on your friends in a most coarse and rude fashion. Long sieges are what you should prepare for with zombie attacks. They just don’t give up and there are so many dead bodies around, it’s just hard to really know when they run out!
As a whole, it’s a fun read and anyone looking to kill some time and laugh should read it.